"Is life an illusion? Fair evaluation?"
"Twisting paths, you turned my direction twirling your magic wand in deception"
"Flamed heart ignited in profusion"
"What can I say...but fabrication?"
"Someone's quotation Tears are life's true companion"
"Life...foundation Genesis...formation"
"Like a river is our life's progression Scars reveal our inner disposition"
"Every day is a chiseled commission Our wish-lists are mirrored reflection"
"Everything is hallucination Everyone, playthings in action"
"Bare truth, life is extinction"
"All that's left is the notion of an 'empty glass' situation"
"Existence...inception Cosmos...conception"
"Everything is apparition Everyone, toys in operation"
"Whole truth, life is obliteration"
"All that's left is the presumption of an empty glass situation"
"Life...procreation Genesis...creation"
What a catch! Like the World cup we won
"Our bro Peter and his catch Fish he got...his prize snatch!"
Peter is here...move Give way...side...side
"Maria...oh! Little tart Maria...my sweet heart"
Huh?! How much?
For that money, you will only get vegetables!
This is all you'll get for the money you gave
Don't be a pest No fish for you
- Give it for Rs 100 - You'll only get a photo of this?!
Just get lost
David...merry X'mas!
Usually Christmas is in December But today is X'mas for me
I am your Santa Claus then
Just see, from next month Quantity double, profit triple!
- How? - We earn very little
Half that money is spent on renting the boat
What's left? Just betel leaf to chew!
But we are getting a brand new boat, David!
How?
- I'm getting married, right? - How...who is the bride?
The newcomer to our village, Almeda
- Marrying Almeda?! - Pch! His daughter
Are you marrying that deaf mute?
Your wife too ran away Did I rub it in?
Being dumb...will work for me
All I do daily is get sloshed
A normal girl won't put up with that, no?
She won't say a word! She can't talk!!
I don't have to listen to sermons
No listen no 'dishum'
Only romance...success!
Peter! But her incoming and outgoing are zilch?!
Hey Long Jane Silver! Tell your son to zip his lips
He's torturing me here
What are you saying? Stop blabbering
I'm telling you, trust me We'll buy that boat, 100%
Peter! Keep your wife safe
Otherwise she'll run off the way David's did
Briganza, speak with some general knowledge
Your younger sister has 14 moles all over her body
Everyone in this town has seen at least 10 of them
Including your friends
Only she knows where 3 are
Peter! Stop it
Wait
Peter, aren't you getting married?
Then hide your wife
If she sees him, she'll run away too
This female and her dialogs!
You hit the nail on its head!!
Briganza!
Can't you keep your mouth shut? I'll give you 1 fat blow!
- What did you say? - Yes, I told Peter-
Maaaaaaa! You hit my beloved mother
I won't spare you
"Oh! Maria Pitache, oh! Maria Pitache Oh! Maria Pitache, oh! Maria Pitache"
"Maria...Hot chick, precious pet Maria...you, I can never forget"
"Dishum...dishum...do!"
"A wife makes life jolly all the way A wife spices it to a sweet bouquet"
"But more than 1 wife, you're done for If home is a harem...lifelong scar!"
"Hoiyaaa...!"
"Look at that lass...eh! Walks with such grace"
"Her hips she sways and how she sashays"
"She's a mobile phone to activate Cool to touch and communicate!"
"Maria...my heart's desire You send my senses haywire!"
"Maria...my sexy kitten Maria...over you I'm smitten"
What are you up to?
"Maria...my cupcake Maria...my heart-quake"
"Maria...apple of my eye Maria...you take me high"
"Maria...my special treasure you pleasure me beyond measure!"
One more behind you
"Maria...pitache!"
Oh, no! He fell down
Mom...are you mad or what?
How many times I've told you not to waste time with these wastrels?!
Come home Wretched fellow
I told him right then not to start a brawl
Get lost, da
You are a nitwit and you act like Mr Prig?!
I got yelled at thanks to you!
"We will sing your praise always for your infinite Grace in all ways"
Dear brothers and sisters dearest to our Lord Jesus
Christ is a good shepherd
Despite 100 sheep in His flock he worries about that solitary sheep
...which has strayed from His flock and is lost
We are aware of the recent fire mishap in Bandra...
...where our near and dear ones lost their kith and kin
...their belongings, shelter for decades and their livelihood
Their own tiny world
They've lost everything and are in the streets, homeless and penniless
The reason why I gathered you folks here is...
...the way Our Lord cared and worried for that one single sheep that strayed
...that same way, we must fulfill our duty toward the Bandra victims also
Go, my dears
Compassionate folks in my flock Open your hearts and contribute
Lord Jesus-
The water tanker has come
Brother, listen to what I'm saying
- Move aside - Dai...!
Dad...water
And the Lord said ’Let there be light'
And so there is!
Looks like low voltage there too
David, come here
You want to try?
No, uncle
My house Jesus will be angry
I meant your friend I'll go home and eat now
What's cooking that's so special at home?
Something really special!!
White idlis (steamed rice cake) and chutney less white then that!
Shall I pack some and send it over?
It's special to even eat with my dad these days
Come...come
Your dad's a pain there My son tortures me here
What, da? You torture your dad it seems?
He's apparently working
But he doesn't give me money to even buy alcohol
He should give me at least some money to match my size!
What are you glaring at? You didn't give me anything
So I asked him and he gave me
Why? Shouldn't he? He's my son too!
No, dude...I bought some for myself and he wanted it
You take from him Leave me in peace
Pray to our Lord, my soul
My heart and mind surrender unto Him
Do not forget His helping hand that touched your life
Don't forget Father Abraham also has a family...Amen
Sorry, dad
30 days at a stretch we will live on idlis
With chilly powder but without oil
Let it go, David
He'll struggle only for Bandra people
Will he think of us?
I know why you are all mad at me
Because I gave half my salary to rehabilitate them?
The way I serve you you must serve others too
Jesus Christ did not say this only to his 12 apostles
To all those who have faith in our Almighty Lord Jesus
If some job gets done through me shouldn't I set an example?
You gave...how many others did?
There were 50 people We only collected Rs 20
What do we do with 20-
Why don't you ask them to donate properly?
Why can't you say, 'Fire broke out in Bandra...'
'If you don't give money, God will poke your eyes out?'
They would have panicked and donated immediately
Instead you talk of missing cows and sheep!
If you run behind 1 sheep...
...then the rest will be minced meat for 'biriyani'!
Speak practically, dad You have 3 kids
With a loan of Rs 250000 Interest due for 6 months too
Otherwise, we can sell this golden abode we live in
We can't sell it
- Why? - Patel won't let us
- Who's Patel? - House owner
She should have got married last year
With her top grades, she should be an engineering student now
I don't want to get married at all
I'll study and take up a job like my sis
Come, welcome We were waiting for you
Collection? Rs 20 Such a big box for it
You please eat quickly
Or else he'll give away what's on this plate too
Please come in
3 balls...3 runs
David, come down
I need to talk to you till the car arrives
No way!
I don't have and I don't intend going to the shop
Bowl, da
Did anyone see my pink nail polish?
Why do you need nail polish at night now?
- What did I ask you? - What? Cigarette, no?
- Cigarette? Me? - Oh my! 'Cigarette? Me?'
Not convincing enough Try a little harder
Tell me you don't want to talk Don't tell me I want cigarettes
Get lost...!
Shall I get some cigarettes from my dad for you, bro?
We need to pay Rs 25,000 before the 10th as well
Otherwise they'll send us a notice from the bank
It'll be so disgraceful
Hai! Jolly! Let them send it
That's when your dad will get enlightened!
Even if he understands, he'll only be like-
What, uncle? All fine?
I've asked 2 people You also try
I'm also committed to a devotional album
"I'm the child of Jesus Christ I have no fear, not the slightest"
I'll ask him for an advance
If you sing a devotional album, no one will get devoted or inspired
They'll only be haunted Poor Jesus...!
Why pity Jesus? What about us?
1 foreign trip Just 1 foreign trip
I'll leave you all and escape
I’ll also escape!
- Give me the cigarette! - The car's here
Bye...bye...bye
Cigarette thief! Wait...wait
I'll buy a ticket in your airlines and show tata from your flight!
Yuck! Here?
What's your name, son?
David
- What's your name? - My name Maria...my son David
- What's your name, son? - Mom...!
We'll keep the wedding next month We'll take care of all the expenses
And 3 lakhs cash...our blessing for the couple's happiness
We need some time to think
Could you call your daughter please?
We have land right behind Really vast and an asset
Our 2nd blessing For the couple's welfare
That's all fine Now show us the girl
2 flats as well in Panjim Our 3rd blessing
- For the couple's happiness - For the couple's happiness
- Call the girl now? - Blessy!
She's done a beauty course as well...she waxes really well
See...she waxes everyone in the house all by herself!
She's an expert at it...see? How smooth and shiny it is!
This house is in her name too
That's our 4th blessing For the couple's happiness
Head like a tomato!
My mom will marry me off to a blind, crazy, deaf, dumb girl
I'll never be married I know it for sure!
My mom has set herself up with someone
That's why she is trying to push me off
Half loony-man!
Even when your dad died, she didn't have any such thoughts
Now, is it a crime to want you to settle down before she dies?
Why are you so quick to (mis)judge her?!
So...why get me married?!
I don't like girls at all, Frenny!
- But you like me, no? - Yes! I do...I like you a lot
Because...when Annie ran away and left me at the altar...
...everybody laughed at me But you alone cried for me
I've repeated this dialog so many times to you, David
Annie took all my jewelry and ran away, that's why I cried
But...you cried for me, no?
Only you
Hello, uncle? Massage is over
You cried for me...huh? I knew right then
I'd share everything that happens in my life with you
Why rake the past now and make me sad?
Frenny? Shall I tell you a secret?
Will it be top class?
You know who Eccentric Santa is?
’Eccentric Santa'
’He stops the bride from getting married in the nick of time'
‘Beware of this random stranger absolutely weird and a whacko!'
I'm that Eccentric Santa!
Come...welcome
- Why did she come here? - God bless you
What happened?
Hey! Wait Get out!
You don't come here ever again, okay?
Get lost, will any man come here for a massage?
Hey, bodybuilder Where are you going?
Acting smart with me?!
Why are you like this?
I'm trying to stop you from ruining your life
But you proudly tell the whole world your Crazy Santa stories...idiot!
No, dad...Frenny won't tell anyone
She's my friend, dad
Can a cat and mouse ever be friends?!
When Annie left you, everyone laughed at you
Now if everyone knows about your crazy Santa stories...
...they'll chew you to bits
Okay...okay Do me a favor
Tell mom not to find any more girls for me
Let her be!
She's didn't listen to me even when I was alive
Now that I'm dead, will she? Crazy lady!
Wow, dad! Seems like you miss her a lot, don't you?!
Get lost, da!
But one thing for sure If I was alive now...
I'd have fixed that short circuit between you and all girls somehow
It's not too late even now actually
Let's drink a quarter and discuss girls
David! Drunk in the morning itself?
- Lamenting to yourself? - No need...enough, dad
Then you are not my son? Come, please!
Let's drink and catch up
Girls...what can we say about them?
Nothing to say
It's not like that, David
Women are the most special species in this world
Her voice...
...tinkle of her laughter
Her touch...smell of her sweat
If we bottled the sweat of women as scent and sold it...
A woman's eyes...just look into her eyes...!
But dad...I don't feel anything when I look at girls at all
I don't like any girl
You wouldn't have seen a girl like that, you dumb-ass!
Otherwise, you'd have been on fire just looking at her eyes
You wait and see...!
You will meet such a girl made just for you
That's when that short circuit will disappear completely
After that, you'll stand on 1 leg and insist on marrying her
You wait and watch What I said now will happen
- You'll hit me where it hurts most! - That guy is going to work only today
- And you get him drunk - Warning you...don't!
"Hey dude! Tell me Where are you off to in a hurry?"
"Forgetting your guitar, are you going near or far?"
"Emperor jabber-jabber!"
"Lessons not yet done Where are you trying to run?"
"Listen to me, dude!"
"Laa laa laa laa laa laa... Laa laa laa laa laa laa..."
Sir, you've seen my face for past 2 months now
Don't you feel sad for me?
Just 1 meeting with Trilok sir, please
Only you can do it, sir
Don't get me wrong looking at my hairstyle, sir
I'm still a good boy from a good family
My father is a Father too, sir!
- Huh? - In the church I mean
I play the guitar in the church
I just finished a devotional album
Tell him, da
"I'm the child of Jesus Christ I have no-"
Stop...I told you it's not possible
Andy, 1 second
You are a Tamilian and so am I
We are brothers This is for you, sir
Can you do it now?
For this?
A cousin from Hong Kong...
- Your cousin? - No, my friend's cousin, sir
I thought only about your hand when I saw this watch, sir
Tell him, please
Sir! It's superb, no? This will be too
- What is this now? - Can't you tell? Cassette, sir
Trilok sir will love it It's my demo, sir!
Please fix 1 meeting
"Your time has come, super but you ignored, 1 more blooper"
"You're a dimwit duper"
"You're a moron proper"
"No one to beat my might I'm the star in my own right"
"It's true, you'll see Who is ditto like me?"
"Who is ditto like me?"
Hey...!
Oh sweetie! How was school today?
Had fun? Good boy
Say hi to David
It's really an old song He won't like it
You should get him a trendy, rocking song
It's an old song, right?
Arjun's dad loves this song He'll always listen to it
After he passed away, I keep listening to it in his memory
Sometimes, we only like old and familiar stuff
An old song comforts our loneliness, no?
I didn't know there was such a big emotional story behind it
So...in short, you'll teach this song to Arjun...
...and make him play it when you miss your husband, right?
But don't worry I won't charge you
I have only 1 condition
Remember the chicken curry you made that day?
You must make it when I come to teach
Okay!
My taste buds are numb eating idli 24/7!
Oh no! It's 4 o clock! I have to run
Bye, bye! See you!
What happened? Your girl hasn't come as yet?
No, are you okay with this wedding or not?
I'm tensed now
Why?
If I say no, you won't marry her, huh?
Whaaaat, David?
Just say it, I swear I'll cancel the wedding
But...I can't buy a boat Then don't blame me!
"For this bridegroom specially a stick-thin bride specifically?!"
- She has come! - "Stick thin bri-"
Where did you go yesterday? We couldn't meet at all
Oh...Church?
I thought your dad was mad at you
Not yet...!
Brother, this is Roma Roma, this is David
David...Shall I show you something?
Roma! Your dad is a horrible man!
He's the worst of the worst scoundrels
He's crazy Your dad's a ghost!
Ghost-ly gang!
Muah! I love you
Her mike doesn't work Nor her speakers
But she's a real nice girl
I can say whatever I want She won't understand
She can't hear She can't talk
But...she can see!
She can see well
What are you doing? She's my girl, David
"For this bridegroom specially"
You seem a little out of her league though...enjoy!
"Azure sky...verily boundless Blue sky...vast and endless"
"Sapphire sky...expands no less Beryl sky...extends measureless"
"Why load the mind's cart? Why this burden to the heart?"
"Turquoise sky spacious Cerulean sky...latitudinous"
We shouldn't have a church wedding
It's so boring No fun or nothing
Not even a song Wedding or funeral!?
Roma...wedding
Beach...beach
No church...boring
Yes, beach
No church
Boring
Brother understand beach
Only beach
"Cerulean sky...infinite and latitudinous"
Ready?
1, 2, 3, 4
"Moon showers her cool beam Touches my heart's core-stream"
"Clouds on a picnic spree dream along with me"
"Celebrate in toto Azure sky also"
- Oh my sweetheart! - Please give a big hand
How was it? Superb, no?
Thanks, David
I haven't seen Arjun this happy in a long time
- So cute, no? - Who? Me or him?
Both of you!
Being here, many appointments must have got cancelled today, no?
Yes...lots But it's okay
It was for you, no?
And our lead singer can't sing alone
Audience will get tensed
Just 1 second I'll make a call
- Sir, I'm guitarist David here - Yo David! I'm Trilok's manager
Sir! Sir, tell me
You are the one who gave me the watch, aren't you?
Sir, yes it was me... It wasn't a big deal
Is this a watch? It's on reverse mode!
Sir...You might have put it on upside down
You think I'm wearing a watch for the 1st time?
Sorry, sir I'll fix it for you
Okay, bring a passport and come this Saturday
You have a passport, don't you?
I have a passport What's the plan, sir?
Trilok sir wants to meet you
For a music festival in USA Lead guitarist is you
Yo! You have to change my watch without forgetting
Sir! Forget the watch! I'll get you a wall clock!!
Sir, thank you Thank you so much
I'll come see you in person, sir
My sweetie
What?
Tell me, what?
I told you...ooops!
I'd get the biggest break in my entire life!
Music festival! I'm going on a world tour, guess with whom?
Trilok sir! You know how famous he is?
He has called me!
Didn't I tell you? Trust yourself! You'll be a big shot one day
Ma'am, you are my lucky charm
Besides Susan, you believe in me the most
Susan! I must tell Susan, Alice, Father Noel...!
Father Noel will be the happiest...
...that I'm leaving the house
Go...go...go
Stop...stop...stop!
Peter! Hey, Peter Peter's kaput!
Peter...wake up
David...you are my brother
David!
When did you come?
"Come...come, di My sweet wifey"
"Can't survive without you, baby!"
- Shhhhh! Keep quiet! - "Can't live-"
Don't sing so loudly
David!
I love you
Sweet dreams
"Come...come, di My sweet wifey"
Peter is sleeping You go home too
Goodnight Bye bye
Yes...bye!
What?
What?!
What? House?
The house ran away? It didn't run away?
Then?
You...house...take...you
Oh! You want me to go drop you at home?
You want me to take you home
AIyo! It's too far
Wait...I'll trip and fall
You are talking so much!
"Silver moon, will you walk with me? Why stand afar, Miss Dainty?"
"Will you give your heart to me? You are killing me so softly"
"Your beguile smile provokes fire Your sensual ways evoke desire"
"Why do you send me on a craving spree?"
"Let us glide through night fall Dream a deja vu and recall"
"Sense the essence of sunrise You paint your words to colorize"
"Close the gap, you and me Share with me, A to zee"
"My night sky, bond extend please...as Godsend"
"How can you simply be waiting for me?"
"If your lips woo mine will comply too"
"Saying I'm a moon far away can you change your skyway?"
"Isn't it a waste if eyelids don't intimate?"
"If land you'll be I'm shade surely"
"If you are rain as field I'll reign"
"Field I'll remain"
"Shall we glide into the night? Dreams in layers to delight"
"Sense the essence of early morn Clearly voice your mind thereupon"
"Close the gap, you and me Let's float together blissfully"
"My blue sky, bond extend please...as Godsend"
Bye, looks like she'll ask me to drop her back at Peter's place!
What?
I brought you here, no?
Then what? Go now!
You want me to open the door for you or what?
Look at her!
Life is a video game
God...!
A game that God played with me
How many hits, humiliation and torture
But I didn't give up
If he is God, I am David!
David
In the last round, I defeated Him!
Dad
New York, L.A, San Francisco, Toronto
2 countries, 8 cities, 20 days full flying
It is a big deal!
Dad! Music Director Trilok
World tour! I am the lead guitarist!
4 years of hard work
You know what a big break it is?
- Praise the Lord - Praise the Lord? Da-!
It's what I worked for
Not charity I got from the church fund box
- God's compassion- - He didn't give me this! I did it!
I'm escaping from here!
I'm escaping I'm escaping
- You are packing for Me - Where are you going?
World tour!
From this house that is the size of a matchbox
From Father Abraham
From parents who pay Rs 300 for 3 months and want their kids...
...to play the guitar like Michael Jackson!
What are you blabbering?
It's a great escape from pubs, temples, orchestra and weddings
Not from you guys
I'll take you to a new world
But I'm going to leave you alone here
Father Noel Come out here!
Father Noel Come out!
Don't change our religion!
Don't convert our religion!!
Why such a crowd...?
- Why are they screaming, dad? - Why such a big protest?
What happened, Dad?
I'm scared, dad
- Father Noel! - Down, down!!
Why are they saying your name out loud?
What happened?
Be calm, stay calm What do you want?
Long live our sister Malathi! Long live our sister Malathi!
Devils like Father Abraham are trampling our ‘Dharma'!
They are hunting our society down
Oh God! No, ma'am I did nothing of that sort
He is wiping our religion...
...using our culture as his weapon
David, let me go and talk to her
He is bribing our Muslim brothers to forcibly covert to Christianity
Lies! All your words are lies
We need to punish Father Noel!
Punish Father Noel!
David, take your sisters inside
Oh God! Save me
Let me go
David!
David...get up!
Dad
You...how did you know?
I just saw it on TV How's your dad doing?
Are they telecasting it?
Are you okay?
You want me to come there?
David? Say something
David...what happened?
No...I'll be alright
You be strong Stay with dad
I'll take care of it
- Come and watch TV - Call if you need any-
David?
Don't change our God! Don't change our religion!!
Oh God!
He must be punished for sure
What are they doing? There were so many of you
At least one of you could have helped him
There were more than a 100 people there!
No one came
Just like some hero...
...you think I could have stopped it all by myself?
I have a family to think of I'm sorry, David
I know this guy
He sold my sister's house just a few days ago
Real estate agent, no?
Yes, dad His office is here
You know him?
Yes, he's Rajesh I know him well
Dad...I need to talk to you
- I'm busy right now - Busy? Dad!
I need to talk...to you
You could have called me earlier, no?
I could have...come
What happened to him?
Why are you making 2 omelets with 1 egg?
She kissed me, dad! Splat on my cheek
Look here mark on my cheek
How silly!
Anybody can kiss anyone on the cheek
Haven't you seen foreigners ’muah'-ing all the time?
That's not it, dad
You couldn't find another girl, huh?
What if she's deaf and mute? She's still a person, dad
You pig! She is Peter's fiancee
She's like your sister-in-law
But dad...I love her!
You psycho! I get it now
You are starting this after so long
But before you go for the kill, think properly
In this case, you are the killer and the killed!
Because Peter is your friend
Listen to me
You street rat! Why make my son drink?!
Come with me
- Where did she kiss you? - See...right here
Here...or here?
There's a big difference
- More or less here - Hmmmm, +1
Were eyes shut or open?
- Hers or mine? - Hers of course!
- They were open - Minus one
Why?
Stamp harder! Don't do a soft job
Okay...where were her hands?
Were they ruffling your hair or...
...on your shoulders? Or your waist? Or...?
I don't remember
- What are you doing here? - Another Minus
How long would she have kissed you for?
- One minute! - What! A whole minute?
You are a lucky boy Sounds like you rocked!
Even heroines don't kiss for that long, David
How dumb!
If I say 1 minute it doesn't mean 1 minute?
Mosquito...!
Roughly 2 seconds
2 seconds
So now you are being truthful
Okay, she seems to be interested in you
That's for sure
Now does Roma bank give you 2% interest...
...or 7 1/2 %? Or is it 100% festival bumper offer?
You have to ask her that
Okay
That's not okay
Because...Peter is my friend
I can't-
You are celebrating friendship day then?
So why did you come here?
Look David... in this world love is the only emotion
Everything else is loose motion
Now what do I do?
Start your scooter
Hey...hey...hey!
Caught you
I must tell you something
Just you
Not kill you Talk...to you!
When I was 8 years old, I fell in love for the 1st time
With a horse rider's daughter It was ‘one-side' love
She didn't like me 1 bit I think she was terrified of me
After that...my wedding with Annie
Oh Annie!
On our wedding day Annie ditched me
And eloped with her boyfriend
Really bad luck, Roma
Because of that...I was bad luck for everyone in town
No one would invite me to weddings at all
Roma? Roma!
Hey? Roma?
Did you feel it too?
Feel...feel!
Night...last night You...me
Mark...mark See here
You...me...!
Did you feel it?
Useless fellows...listen I got a girl too!
Come tomorrow at 8:30 a.m
Shop is closed Come tomorrow
You were also part of the crowd that hit my dad?
Why did you hit him?
You are that Father's son?
If he doesn't stop what he's doing...
...we'll hit him again
Ask for pani puri, Shilpa
- Welcome - Oh, it's ready?
You'll hit him again?
What did he do that was so bad?
You hit him like a dog in the middle of the road
- Get lost, da - I won't till you tell me
Who are you messing with? Let go of my hand
What are you doing?
I'm asking him to stop and he's torturing me
He won't listen if you talk politely
What are you doing?
Don't hurt my child!
- Who called you? - Don't...please
Who called you?
Some guy called Ranade Babu
- Who is he? - A big Don in this area
Without his support, no one can do business here
Give me his address
’Kabadi...kabadi'
Catch him
Come...come Like a lion cub
Hit me
Don't let him go Catch him
You messed up, Subramani
I need to talk to him
Let me go
Hit him
Get him
Leave me
Let me talk to him
Are you mad, da? Why did you go there?
They are big time rowdies What can you do alone?
Did you think about us at all? Idiot!
Should I say ’Amen' like dad?
Why? You don't think that we are angry?
Let's go to the police
You've come to complain against Ranade Babu and an MLA Malathi
- What are you guys? - Christians
Christians but which caste?
Chettiars, Mudhaliars or Nadars?
- Where do you work? - At South Pacific Airlines
- Airhostess? - No, ground staff
You won't fly
- You...? - Guitarist
- Huh? - Guitarist
Your God has only said "Turn the other cheek when hit"
Not to give complaints
What, Matthew?
Look here...there's someone to complain against that madam daily
He's come twice in a row Your injuries will heal by then
Then they'll ask us to withdraw the complaint
And I'll be hassled
What?
Why are you glaring?
David...come, get up
Leave...let go
David
How can they do this?
How can they beat your dad up like this?
Do we live amongst humans or beasts?
You don't know anything about me
I've sent in many criminals like this
You guys want tea?
No? Pay outside for this, sir
This isn't just your issue This is the country's issue
The law gives power to the common man
The common man can go to the court and say...
"Your Honor! Give me justice I am a common man"
But I've betrayed Peter
Why are you bringing Peter into this now?
No...I'm betraying him
Roma and I will get married
That means his state will be just like mine
Huh?
Peter has become David I'm very happy on one side
But everyone will make fun of him, no?
- Nothing like that! - No?
Whatever it is, Peter is only marrying her for the boat
- Yes? - Yes...yes
For you it is love Yes or no?
Yes
Then...what do I do now?
Who'll be most interested in getting you married?
Me
No, you wooden head!
- Your mom - So?
Go, tell your mom Ask her to talk to Roma's dad
Mom...!
Will my mom agree for this?
She'll agree 100%
You say..."Mom... I am wondering..."
I am wondering...
Who'll take care of me when you die?
After I die, you think about it
Mom, get me married
Really?
Honestly?
Oh Lord! My son has agreed I'm so happy right now!
Who's this girl?
Mom...but that girl-
What does it matter who she is?
Call girl, tall, short even with a moustache
Who cares? You marry her
- Tell me, who is she? - Roma
Which Roma? Peter's Roma
Yes...Peter's Roma She...that day-
You idiot! Have you lost it?
You know, she's getting married in 10 days time
If our folks get to know, they'll tear you to shreds!
You rascal! Get out now
Just go
Come and eat, da
What are you doing?
Let me go, David!
Are you suddenly behaving stupidly?
David! Let me go!
Will you let go of me or not?
David! You are insane
Are you planning to kill me? Go ahead
Kill me!
David, I'm telling you, no?
David! Just kill me
Will you talk to Roma's dad about me or not?
Aiyo! God won't forgive me if I do
Please...no need, son
Listen to me, da
Tell me now, will you do it?
No, David! Don't do that
Are you going to talk or not?
Are you going to talk or...?
What have you done?
Listen to me
No need Leave me now
Aiyo! No!
How will I be alive without you?
It's not like I can live without you!
But I want Roma too
Please mom
Talk to him, mom
No need Leave me now
Go
Pleeeease?
There's no other way?
Oh Lord!
Who knows what will happen now?
Mister Almida?
Mom?
Oh mom!
Oh no...!
Mom?
2 weeks of medicine 3 weeks of rest
And she shouldn't even talk to anyone for 4 weeks
Mom...!
I told you, no?
- Dad? - You are making a mistake
That wasn't just a coconut It was a message from God!
What message?
It wasn't a coconut It was Jesus warning
What broke wasn't your mom's head
But 'good morning' in Jesus Christ's style!
Boy, wake up You've slept for too long
Good morning?
Eat, dad
Say something, daddy
Please...!
Dad...!
Dad...eat something Eat, dad...!
"Tantalize me ahaa...stare sexily"
"Eyes drunken and dazed Lips that invite love-glazed"
Safety 1st in Kabadi
Otherwise this is what will happen
"Chariot that rolls with ease Legs that sway to tease"
Bro...he has come again!
What's his problem?
What is it, my dear calf? Didn't you get enough?
What the hell do you want?
I want an answer
"Oh intuition of the mind Ignite the fire that you find"
"Oh bruised...in discomfort Leap over the pain unhurt"
"Bloodshed in a battlefield is just and righteous deed"
"If wound heals, justice will alter proceed now, don't falter!"
"Start the hunt, fulfill your desire charge with speed surefire"
"Once magic revealed, isn't it true life becomes bitter and blue"
"Oh perception...of the brain Kindle the spark to reordain"
"Oh battered...in discomfort Spring over the agony unhurt"
"Sin is a thing of the past Change your path to outlast"
"Justice and Dharma, dude are on sale misconstrued"
"For the world to salute you rise and revolt anew"
"When your route changes no need for fearful glances"
"When prince Siddhartha refused the crown he became Buddha the Enlightened one"
"Oh cognizance...of mind rekindle the embers maligned"
"Oh power...of the brain Kindle the flame in every vein"
What is your problem? You wanted to get revenge?
No...I wanted to know why you hit my father
My dad didn't do anything like they say on the news
The reason we hit your dad...
...is business
Trade...!
Investing Rs 10 and getting a 2 rupee profit isn't business
Getting a profit without any investment is politics
Middle class people like you won't understand
You don't know
Advertisement is the keystone to business
What's the reason now you drink coke instead of poor man's soda?
Advertisment
It's the only way to enlighten blockheads like you!
During summer we must sell air conditioners
And umbrellas during rain
A councilor faces drainage and mosquito problems
Legislative assembly members have caste and religious issues
Parliament members have water and tax issues
Like this we have a huuuuge list!
A good businessman must ensure he is in the limelight!
A good politician must not exhaust his problems!
Stuff to be sold keeps changing
We need instant advertisements
That day your dad was our scape goat
Otherwise, someone else
Hey! MLA Malathi asked us to do this
What can you do after knowing this?
I'll go to Malathi madam and ask her
God is great...!
Don't think it's just a coconut that fell on her
It wasn't just a coconut
- God's message - You think that too?
That's what it is, boss
You know what's outside a coconut?
- What do they call it? - A coconut?
The covering
Yes...the covering
The covering will always be hard
But if you want to eat what's inside...
...then you must break it open, right?
- Yes - You need to try
Now look at me
- This has happened to me too - How?
I've been in jail thrice?
But have I ever stopped this?
No?
No!
When I come out, I open the parlor again
Right?
In the same way, you want Roma
Any number of coconuts can be broken for that, David
Hey boss!
- But don't lose hope - What do I do now?
- Leave now - Fraud!
You get free massages and then raid on top of it!
If I tell your wife, you are dead meat
- It's not like that, madam - Then how?
New officer is strict That's why...
They'll send you home tonight itself, madam
- Hey 301! - Tell me, madam
Did my husband bring food?
- What? - Nothing
Hey, David We can try this
Involve a big person in this case...
Who'll volunteer?
I've fought with everyone
Even with that snooty-king Albert
Isn't that Albert a sentimental chap?
Do this
Roma loves you...right?
That Father must be forcing her to marry Peter
Then he's committing a sin
Here, this is for you
Fathers are not allowed to sin
Let me go
Leave me
What happened?
Let it go, dad
Leave it, dad
Noel, what is this? Come back inside
I told him in the beginning
No need of this church This charity and prayers
What did we get out of all this?
Where's the God he trusted?
My dad and I may disagree on a lot of issues
I don't even like him sometimes...
...but I have a right
They have no right to hit my dad...no right at all!
In front of everybody to put tar on his face
Every time I look at him...!
Our views may clash
- But I can't... - It's okay...
It hurts...how it hurts
It pains
Fathers are not allowed to sin
What?
Roma and I are getting married
I know Roma is getting married
But who are you going to marry?
Roma!
Then Peter?
Roma!
So you and Peter are both marrying her?
How many men will Roma marry?
No...no It's like this
Peter and Roma are having a church wedding
But she's getting married to me!
- So who are you marrying? - Roma, of course
- Then Peter? - Ro...!
Are you ridiculing me!? I've been repeating this
Peter and I are getting married!
Roma and Peter! No...Roma and I!
Peter...Roma
Roma...Peter
- Are you married? - Almost
But it was cancelled
That's why I became a priest
I guessed that!
Look, David
I don't know what's going on between you and Roma
But this wedding can happen only if both the families sign the contract
Otherwise I can't do anything Because I'm a priest, no?
But you are not God!
Get lost!
Hey...hey!
God's hands and feet are nailed
Crucified
He has a reason to say no What is your reason, man?
You waste of a priest!
Hello!
Praise be to the Lord
Fathers are not allowed to sin
No...no
He won't do anything for you
You are a bad sort
But he's Lord's messenger
- But you aren't God's devotee - What?
Can't you help me?
I won't help you
You are not my dad?
Hello sweety!
"No one on earth who does not call you ‘father'...there's no doubt"
Father...!
I asked you to come
Don't drag me! I'm coming
Watch out! Coconut may fall
Go now
Are your parents home?
Very good Very good
David's a very good boy Like a little child
Peter's also a good boy A very nice boy
Both of them will keep you happy
But the question is who is in your heart?
David...or Peter?
Or both?
Roma...! What is it?
I'm coming
Father...?
2 weeks of medicine 3 weeks of rest
And he also must not talk to anyone else for 4 weeks
This is another message from God
You didn't read it properly last time
That's why this is a new follow up
Listen at least now Leave her alone
Roma isn't for you Leave her and go!
'O Lord Ganesha of curved trunk and brilliance of a million suns'
'Please remove all obstacles that hinder progress in life'
Praise be to the sun and moon
This ritual has been well done
Thanks
- We'll meet you downstairs - See you
Ma'am, meeting at 3:00 p.m Roy sir will be coming too
What are you doing? Who are you?
Somebody help! Aiyo!
Why did you drag my father into this?
- Who's your father? - Father Abraham
- I'm his son... - Madam! Why are you-
Why did you hit my father?
Look here, son
I'm not related to you in any way
- Tell me - 1 minute
So much anger because I called you ‘son' for a minute?
But forcing your religion on us is righteousness?
How do you think we'd feel if you wipe out our religion?
My dad didn't force anyone to convert
I don't believe that
He didn't do that and he won't either
We have proof Where does he get money?
And who is really behind all of this?
We have proof
Proof? If you've proof, then show it!
Show it in front of everyone right here now
Then I'll leave
Even if your dad is innocent, what we did is right
Because...it's a lesson to other Fathers out there
You won't understand all this
You are a kid Now leave way
Are you going to open the door or not?
I won't go without answers
Answer me! You said you had evidence
Till now we only put tar on your dad's face
I'll wipe out your entire family if you are not careful
I won't
Open it!
I won't go...not without answers!
You said you had evidence
Tell me
I won't leave this place unless I get the answer from you
Take him and throw him out
Sister Malathi
He has the audacity to ask me questions!
Move...move
We know everything Get out of here now
I'm speaking to you as a Tamilian
Answer me
We'll beat you to a pulp, get out now!
Answer me...now!
Get lost
You said you had evidence now
Give it to me
Go away
‘Long live our sister Malathi' You are able to shout that, no?
Go
She's saying she has some vital evidence
Ask her to bring that to me then
Listen to me I want answers
I won't leave this place without it, right now
You sissy fellows! Answer me
Did you get answers?
Did you get any...answer?
You won't I didn't either
We won't get the answers we are searching for
Because we have it ourselves
We should answer them
Answer for answer You understand?
Your dad is not the 1st person they've hit
And he won't be the last either
They won't stop
Will you stop? Did you stop?
They won't stop We must stop them
You got it
Once...just once give them a spoonful of their medicine!
Now they won't let you go away
When it comes to matters of taking life...
...it only matters who takes it first
Wait here
I want to see Gayathri ma'am
Don't you dare come here anymore
Ask Gayathri ma'am to say that to me
I'm telling you and you are acting like a rowdy!
Will you go out or should I call the police here?
Move it! Call the police
If you want to, then call them
I'm talking here Get lost!
Call her!
You go now Dad, go inside
Go inside Please, dad
Please...!
David...!
- You... - I-
You go!
Don't come here anymore
Go, please
How many more days like this David?
Dad's not able to forget this whole thing
But even you are acting crazy and hounding them
I can't stand to see the 2 of you like this, David
"A silent death, in stealth snatched life's breath...!"
"A soaring dream today crash-landed to dissolve away"
We are middle class There's nothing we can do
It's stupid to have even thought we'd get justice
Whether you accept this or not...that's the truth
Fact
"Why do dreams fade into the horizon? Why do moments melt into oblivion?"
"Why is memory slapping me? Why is my world crumbling abruptly?"
David...! Dad is missing
I've searched everywhere
David
Brother...where are you?
David
David...!
DAVID
What are you doing there? Get down here now
What are you sitting and doing here?
David! David, hold me
Save me...pull me up, David
I'm scared David...David
David...!
God has given ability to bear pain to only 1 man in a million
Jesus Christ alone is the best example ever
Dad...!
Forgiveness is the answer to bringing happiness
If anyone harms you or fights with you, forgive them
That's when Jesus will forgive you at the right time
It's the best human quality
Jesus's virtue of forgiveness
Forgiveness alone will bring happiness to life
Jesus Christ will bless you
Oh Lord...!
Like this
Just a little distance I grabbed his hand
If I'd let him go, he'd have fallen into the sea and died
They'd have cried for 2 days
And then, I'd have married Roma
And become a hero
But...why didn't I do that?
Because I'm a good man, no?
What did this good fellow get?
Ring the church bells
Ring...ring the bell
God is testing you, David
How many tests? I'm a double graduate now
You've finished the final test now
Look at this Rodriguez
He's proposed to me 16 times!
After all that, I said okay
Suppose he'd stopped after just 2 or 3 tries...?
How would this beauty have been born, tell me?
You are the best man tomorrow, aren't you?
So what?
Then it's so simple
You know how our weddings happen, no?
I have 1 experience
The priest will ask everybody there
Relatives, family and friends if they have an objection
At my wedding, my bride had an objection
So she ran away
Look at your stupid brain going on repeat mode
Listen to me seriously
When the priest asks if there are any objections, you speak up
Then the wedding will stop
Then you...and Roma
But-
Look here, David
You tell me honestly, Roma loves you, no?
Poor Roma
She's going to marry Peter when she's in love with you
You must stop that wedding and save her
That's your duty
Duty, yes...!
I...must...save her
I must stop this wedding
Excuse me Stop...stop
This wedding must be stopped
I'm in love with Roma Peter...no, I...
- I...Roma...I... - I'm in love with her
You can't do this, can you?
Please keep quiet at least for today
David...!
I haven't come to teach you anything here
No right or wrong You are an adult now
You know yourself what's right and wrong
So what now?
I didn't come to drink a quarter either
But I'll tell you this
Hey! Whatever it is, listen to this beat
Whether right or wrong, listen to what your heart says
If I hadn't listened to what my heart said then...
...you wouldn't be born in this world
Understand?
Dad...!
Dad...dad...dad
"Is life an illusion? Fair evaluation?"
"Twisiting paths, you turned my direction”
"twirling your magic wand in deception"
"Flamed heart ignited in profusion"
"What can I say...but fabrication?"
"Someone's quotation Tears are life's true companion"
"Life...foundation Genesis...formation"
I...love...Roma But Roma and Peter...
Peter?
- I need to talk to you David - Why?
I lied to you earlier, David
About what?
I told you I was only marrying Roma for the boat
I don't want any darn boat, David
Because I saw her at the church for the first time
You know that 1st time love feeling you get?
I was struck by that
I decided that day that I wanted to marry her
I didn't tell you then, because I have an image too
What if she rejected me?
Bosco...come...come!
I'm glad you didn't come drunk today
What?
What is this?
I will say it
Stop this wedding
Excuse me...stop...stop
I love Roma
David
"Somethings have to be done You got to finish what you begun"
"Something just have to be done You can't hide"
- Ro... - "You can't run"
David!
"Now I am spinning out of control"
"Out of control, out of control Spinning out of control"
"Something always goes wrong"
"You did your best But it all came undone"
"Something always goes wrong Even though you tried for so long"
"Now I am spinning out of control"
"Out of control, out of control Spinning out of control"
Ro- Ey...!
"It just didn't work out The way I planned it"
"But I tried..oh how I tried"
What God destined let man not destroy!
Exchange the rings
"Now I am spinning out of control"
"Out of control, out of control Spinning out of control"
Hey...!
Get lost
Stop it now I'm okay
What happened to you?
I'm telling you, no?
Beautiful, isn't it?
I meant the bride
Lucky guy...!
- Lucky guy? - I meant you
What?!
God only gives one in a million the strength to handle pain
Mister...?
David...David
David...?!
That name is the cause of all these hassles
If I were Peter, I'd be with Roma there
But...I'm not Peter
I'm David
There are many Peters in this world
But a David like you is very rare
What David did today couldn't have been done by any Peter!
That's why he's Peter and you are David
God bless you!
Thanks, Father...?
Father David
- David...! - Dav-
Nice name, isn't it?
- David? - Father David
Fa...
"No scrawny figure will I be blessed with for sure"
"No stick-thin bride-chick will I be blessed with I think"
"No scrawny figure will I be blessed with for sure"
"No stick-thin bride-chick will I be blessed with I think"
"No scrawny figure will I be blessed with for sure"
"No stick-thin bride-chick will I be blessed with I think"
Yeaaaaaaaaah!
Hey!
Dishoom!
Dumeel!
Wooooooooooooo!